Steps taken
Money spent
Hours spent on video games/Internet
Hours spent awake
Hours spent asleep
Friends gained
Friends lost
Girls in love with me
climaxs
Games purchased
Game launches
Words spoken
Tears shed
Blood lost
Arguments won
Time alive (in seconds)
Mouse clicks
Photographs taken
Near-death experiences
Food eaten (in kilograms)
Successful jokes told
Hair cut
I'm pretty sad right now since I'll never find out about any of this :/