died again.

[*FacePalm*]

Alchemist's Voyage
You, Octavio Castaneda, are an alchemist who has been working with alchemy all your life. Recently, you have made a machine - An ALCHMEIZER GENERATOR, which is a device that can GIVE FREE ENERGY TO THE WORLD By converting RAW ITEMS into PURE ENERGY. however, one day, you return to your humble settlement to find your alchemy machine gone!
With your magical purple sword that can electrocute enemies within range, and your alchemical powers and potions, the adventure awaits!
Where to start?
storyline credit goes to Menen

[Ad Bot]

[Mr. Jelly]

Make hair blonde

[Alyx Vance]

Itch your balls.

[carolcat]

Make hair blonde

blonde hair doesnt look good on guys though!!
make hair brown instead

[Mr. Jelly]

Itch your balls.

ITCH IS NOT A VERB YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE

[*FacePalm*]

blonde hair doesnt look good on guys though!!
make hair brown instead

no gay
it stays black >:c

ITCH IS NOT A VERB YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE

go fuq

[Mr. Jelly]

Become Menen

[*FacePalm*]

Become Menen

later
for now we are david because menen is in pepperland

[Menen]

Examine Wall things.

[Tingalz]

make an original adventure

[Legodude77]

Wait a second guys,

what if he lied and instead of buying a milkshake he STOLE Menen's!?!?!?

[carolcat]

ITCH IS NOT A VERB YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE

but he's cuntry and the schools are terrible, that's a perfect excuse !

[SirLancelot7]

Look for evidence on the walls and the ground

[Alyx Vance]

but he's cuntry and the schools are terrible, that's a perfect excuse !

This works..


Okay scratch your balls.

[*FacePalm*]

Examine Wall things.

You take a look at your two remaining Imagination Ingots hidden behind what used to be your poster.
Got 2 imagination ingots!
What now?