Author Topic: Oh god why, cats ;-;  (Read 1332 times)

mfw I wake up and step in cat barf
mfw I turn on the light and theres cat puke all over my bed
mfw it's caked onto my comforter and left leg
mfw that's my only blanket and I'm on the couch tonight

I'm about to throw up at what my cat did, but I'm intrigued by the fact that I can't tell if it's stuff covered in piss or vomit. I will never forget the feeling of the cold, grainy, old vomit on my leg. I just cleaned my leg and told my mom, who told me to sleep on the couch. Comfort me BLF :(

Ugh your lucky i didnt just eat

Ugh your lucky i didnt just eat

friend, my leg was COVERED. IN. stuff.

How do you think I feel waking up at 3 am with cold stuff embracing my leg ;;;;;--;;;;

friend, my leg was COVERED. IN. stuff.
i thought this was about puke not stuff?

i thought this was about puke not stuff?

Puke is unstuffted stuff, obviously.

Puke is unstuffted stuff, obviously.
rofl, wrong.
they have a word for that, it's called "Puke".

puke and stuff is two completely diffrent things.


Is your cat okay? D:

Our cat started being sick. 12 hours later it was put down after suffering kidney failure. :c

Go immediately to a vet afasfasfas.

My cat pukes a lot (sadly) and we already been to a vet with her.
But they said she was okay, nothing wrong.
I even have a cousin who is working at a vet and she agreed.

Puke on all your cats stuff as payback.




And your cat.

I once had a cat.

Every day it would take a fat stuff next to my front door and adorn the resting turd with a quick shower of sour cat urine.


I once had a cat.

Every day it would take a fat stuff next to my front door and adorn the resting turd with a quick shower of sour cat urine.


wtf lol

My cat is getting old. She's already lost her hearing and we're just waiting for her to die. Thankfully she uses one area to urinate in and still poops in a box.

She's already lost her hearing
don't wait man, if she lost her hearing and old she is probably miserable, you should put her down :panda:

I remember waking up to dog piss once.
Nasty