mfw I wake up and step in cat barf
mfw I turn on the light and theres cat puke all over my bed
mfw it's caked onto my comforter and left leg
mfw that's my only blanket and I'm on the couch tonight
I'm about to throw up at what my cat did, but I'm intrigued by the fact that I can't tell if it's stuff covered in piss or vomit. I will never forget the feeling of the cold, grainy, old vomit on my leg. I just cleaned my leg and told my mom, who told me to sleep on the couch. Comfort me BLF :(