Cruising
#1 way to obtain mass swagger and get pulled over
What is "cruising"?Well young grasshopper I am glad you asked! The literal definition of cruising is to move at a slow pace or in an unconcerned fashion. What is the actual? Well its when you roll around town, music blasting, hand out the window, and the bass on your speakers all the way up! It is best done with a group of nice cars, preferably older versions of the Mustang.
Woah cool, what do I cruise to?Anything thats loud, has lots of bass, and annoys the cops. Examples, very dirty dubstep, rap, dubstep remixes of rap! Anything else and you probably are not doing it right. If you are cruising to classical, please wash your hands of the whole thing,
you are not suited for it!
Oh my, cops!Drive faster Pull over because cruising can get you a ticket! Although it is incredibly more entertaining to cruise in the city, its very risky. Cruise down the countryside or by peoples houses, there is no limit to WHERE you can cruise! Just always make sure to abide to the law.
Hey my bike is a cruiser!Wonderful, don't cruise in it. Why? THIS type of cruising is only for cars and pickup trucks, cruising in a bike is different. Always have your hand out the window of your vehicle when cruising also, never forget that it is VERY important. And sunglasses, always wear sunglasses.
Discuss your experiences in cruising and why you like and/or hate people who do it! And post songs you cruise to as well!
