I feel so good right now because of this.

[Blooker]

[Ad Bot]

[Lusk]

[Otis Da HousKat]

The longest conversation I had was one where we talked about the size and shape of my snake.

[Spartan923]

forget you guys
I cant breathe

[Skorpion]

I really like Tompson.
He's hilarious.

[Butler]

I'm having a great conversation now. I might post log later.

[BanishedLetters]

I've only had 2 great conversations on Omegle.

[Butler]

You: Lorem!
Stranger: to communicate with you
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i male
Stranger: u?
You: Apparently, someone with a much higher level of intelligence and grammar skills.
Stranger: no
You: To which part?
You: There are two?
You: There are two.*
Stranger: what is that?
You: What is what?
You: The symbol * ?
Stranger: There are two.*
You: Whenever I use an asterisk * I am making a correction to one of my previous entries.


I think I had a conversation with a monkey..

[Butler]

This is one of the most intelligent conversations I've had on omegle:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Lorem!
Stranger: Hey
You: Quam sunt vobis faciens?
Stranger: Horny f??
You: No.
You: Slight horny make.
You: forget EYAH
You: LEt'S GO friend
Stranger: Nice latin
You: WAIT
You: You knew it was latin?
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Yes, i aint stupid
You: You just called most of omegle stupid.
You: Or at least.
You: All of the pole I.. tried to talk to in th last hour or so
Stranger: And i understand it and i know it's wrong
You: people*
You: Nobody but you has know it was Latin.
You: Really?
Stranger: Yes
You: I have no ide air it's wrong or right.
You: idea*
You: I'm just copying and pasting from google translate.
You: Probably not the best.
You: idea..
Stranger: Probably
You: That;s odd.
Stranger: Because the "vobis" is a datief and has anather function then you gave it in your sentence
You: According to google translate
You: From English to Latin Hello is Lorem
You: However.
You: From Latin to Englsih Lorem is we
Stranger: Could be
You: How do you know Latin?
You: If you do not mind me asking..
Stranger: I'm belgian and it's the fourth year i'm following it
You: I assumed you were European.
Stranger: And i'm 16
You: The american educational system does not teach Latin anymore.
You: I am 16 too...
Stranger: Belgian also teaches also ancient greek
You: Aww dude..
You: No.
You: Fair.
Stranger: But you don't have to do it
You: I've always wanted to learn those two languages.
You: I swear.
Stranger: It's a hoice
You: what
Stranger: I've learned them
You: You can't learn both?
You: ah
Stranger: Yep
You: Wait.
You: wat
You: Yes you can learn both.
Stranger: But i quit greek after 2years
You: WHY?
Stranger: Dunno, it's a base or some stuff like that dunno, loving useless
You: loving useless?
Stranger: Yeah kinda
Stranger: It's also boring
You: How?
Stranger: But the culture is the most awesome thing to learn
You: Ancient greek is older than Latin!
Stranger: I know
You: More history!
You: Culture!
You: It's GREECE!!
You: The cradle of civilization!
You: The cradle of Knowledge!
You: The grade of Geometry!
Stranger: Stays boring
You: Although, between you and me bud..
You: I don't care much for geometry..
You: I like algebra more.
Stranger: Me neither, i hate school
You: Kid
Stranger: I hate maths
You: I hate school just as much as the next guy
You: I never did my homework.
You: Until I got to high school.
You: Then I straightened up.
Stranger: Oh, i'm not that worse
You: I'm doing most of it now!
You: Still not all of it though,
Stranger: Rebel
You: damn right.
Stranger: Haha
You: Wanna hear a funny story?
Stranger: Yes
You: Do you know what "X" is the unknown?
You: why*
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: Doesn't there is a joke about on fb?
Stranger: Why is it?
You: Because the Spanish language does not have the sound "sh" sound.
You: http://www.wimp.com/xunknown/
Stranger: Don't get it
Stranger: ...
You: Explains it all in more detail.
You: Do you know where Al debra comes form?
Stranger: But i have to get some sleep
You: Al Gebra*
You: Oh
You: It's around midnight for you ain't it?
Stranger: Solething with al gore?
You: lol
You: No.
Stranger: Yes it's 1:22am
You: Al debra comes from the middle east.
You: Oh!
You: That's right!
You: belgiam is.. more or less beneath Denmark... right?
Stranger: Ow like that
Stranger: Yes south-west
You: Close enough
Stranger: Yes
You: Just talking to a danish girl a few minutes ago.
You: Neat chick.
Stranger: But i'm gonna sleep
You: kk
You: Good night.
Stranger: What does neat means?
You: Neat?
You: interesting
Stranger: Ow ok
Stranger: Bye!
You: Wait
You: One more thing
Stranger: Ok
You: You say "Ow"
Stranger: Yes, so?
You: In the English language that's an expression of hurt or pain
You: You mean to say "oh"
Stranger: Yes, in dutch it's all the same
You: Ah
Stranger: It doesn't mather
You: Well, just saying.
Stranger: *matter
You: Some American/Englishman who does not understand the complexities of language might think you are in chronic pain.
Stranger: Thx for that and you better start to use a decent translator because that ain't decent latin
You: I will.
You: Thanks.
You: For pointing out the fallacy of Google translate.
You: Good night.
Stranger: Yo

[Jacky]

so much wtf

[Harm94]

The origional post reminded me of this guy in the city of Modesto who worked for a morgue and would take the bodies of woman home and "sleep" with them.

[Jacky]

The origional post reminded me of this guy in the city of Modesto who worked for a morgue and would take the bodies of woman home and "sleep" with them.

so much wtf

[Harm94]

Eventually the guy's neighbor started to become concerned about him bringing coffins home every week so he called the police.

[Trymos]

Question to discuss:
I just took a stuff

You: So did i

Stranger: bb letting dog out

You: I took a stuff on carolcat, she asked.

Stranger: brb*

You have disconnected.
Question to discuss:
wanna eat my pusillanimous individual

Stranger: no... i just had dinner

You: No, I need to eat carolcats pusillanimous individual soon.

You: And after carolcat, i'll eat lizzyrascals pusillanimous individual.

You: And then i'll be full.

You: Sorry.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Question to discuss:
We all know God doesn't really exist; what is the best evidence for this?

Stranger: None

You: Carolcats magical vagina.

Stranger: He Does Exist
Question to discuss:
What would you do if your friend of the same love drunkenly hit on you?

Stranger: Politely decline.

You: If he was tompson.

You: I would drunkenly murder him, stash the body into a researchstar movie and run away.

You have disconnected.
Question to discuss:
Is the U.S.A way to full of them selves

You: NO

Stranger: nah

You: SOPA IS DA BEST BILL EVUR

Stranger: we've been to the moon

You: U GUYS R OVERRECTING!

Stranger: we're are awesome

You: MERICUAH forget YEAH!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Question to discuss:
My boyfriend keeps saying he wants something called a rimjob, but i asked at the wheel store and they didn't have them. Where can i find one for him?

Stranger: At his ass

Stranger: just lick his ass

You: Shazoos vagina.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I tried to be as mature as i possibly can.

[_Rave_]

once i was talking to this girl for like 3 hours

idk why she was talking to me, i was like 13 and she was in college.  that was a really interesting talk i had with her though