What would you do if X X?

[LeetZero]

Say hi.

What would you do if a ball hits your face, the ball weighting 5 grams and is being thrown by the bully of your school?

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

Objection!  There are no bullies at my school.

What if the the ground went omnomnom and swallowed your right foot?

[Alyx Vance]

I would fight the ground and get it back.




What would you do if you randomly spontaneously combusted and couldn't put yourself out.

[Chrono]

I would die.

What would you do if you had real pokeballs but there were no pokemon?

[SWAT One]

They would be useless.  Nevertheless, people would want them so I would sell them, all except one maybe.

What would you do if the release of v21 was announced one week ahead of time and you were the first to find out?

[Bwaaa]

Trow a party for every person on the forums

[Blocky943]

....

What would you do if melon?

[Duhman115]

I would run away to California.

What would you do if you woke up having oral love?

I'd have oral love.

if What mixed sentence up? got this

[fireking]

mix I it would again up

what would you do if Blockland closed forever?

[Yosher]

Self Delete by stab

what would you do if you were the admin of life and therefore could do whatever you wanted to people?

[PowerDag]

gee i dunno 

what would you do if every room, furnishing, building, etc. was very soft and padded

[Mr.X98]

I'd randomly fall asleep on the floor, everywhere is a bed. 

What if you were trying to kill your mortal enemy, but then when you did, you realized it was the wrong person....IT WAS JUSTIN BIEBER.

[Christopher P.]

ERROR ERROR: Mortal enemy is Justin Bieber. Cannot kill him while not killing him ERROR.

What if you were loveually abused?

[Blocky943]

I'd punch that forgeter in the face.
LIKE A BLOCKY943!

What would you do if what would you do if?

[SWAT One]

Yes.

What would you do if you could create impulses by pointing at an object.