Author Topic: need a foolproof way to pass out  (Read 2167 times)

i need a good foolproof garanteed way to passout


Drink the stuff in the colorful bottles under the sink.

When you pull the door open, it might not open all the way. Look at the top of the door and see if there is a plastic latch. Undo the latch and proceed to drink everything


fall asleep
punch yourself hard several times
strangle yourself until you pass out, then your hands go limb and stop

bash your head on a table several times

Tie bricks to your feet, handcuff your hands, duck tape your mouth, and jump into a lake.

That'll work right?

Take a bath with a hairdrier and a toaster

Drink the stuff in the colorful bottles under the sink.
im not dumb like you



I heard nooses off of oak tree's work.
Make sure you have it secured around your neck and then kick the chair so you hang there.

Drink lye
Just kidding I'm not that mean. If  you drink that you die.

Drink lye
Just kidding I'm not that mean. If  you drink that you die.
He's lying it won't kill you.
Drink it, ALL OF IT!

if you want to pass out, i can't help you.
if you want to sleep, then i can help.
eat some food, have some warm milk, and have a melatonin or something.