need a foolproof way to pass out

[J MASTER]

Read stuffty unintelligible posts on the forums till 5am.
Works like a charm.

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[Butler]

Hit your self with a frying pan.

[Night Fox]

hold your breath

Why do you need a way to pass out?

haha, of all the things suggested, you're the first to ask that

[Gamefandan]

forget defending this guy, I call the Drama.

[Sami2ss]

hold your breath

this actually works, and will not kill you, due to the fact once you're passed out, your body will automatically start breathing, though it might be pretty hard to do without severely harming yourself.

[steve5451]

OP wants to pass out because he feels his parents don't give him enough attention. His plan is to have them find him unconscious so, in theory, they'll feel like they almost lost him and "stop treating him for granted."

[Tokthree]

I think Doctor is autistic.

Just like legocharlie.
Here we go again.

Oh gee, thanks

[Gamefandan]

forget defending this guy, I call the Drama.

IT HAS BEEN DONE.

[LOL :D]

drink methanol

[-Pablo-]

Slowly breath, get your heart rate dowb, thenbreath really fast and your body won't know how to react.

[PowerDag]

digesting food consumes a lot of energy; waiting twenty minutes after eating and then sleeping will most certainly knock you out cold.

[Dimitry]

You squat down, and start hyperventilating, then when your vision fades
your put your thumb in your mouth and blow

[Yosher]

breath in and out deeply for 20 seconds, then push like when you poop and make sure the feeling reaches your head.