My neighbour is yelling at me because I'm whistling

[Barakuda]

Home alone, I was just listening to the Thomas steam engine theme and couldn't get it out of my head, so I kept on and on. Then my neighbour starts yelling how she's gonna come here with her dogs and beat the stuff out of me. And she's done that before.

She has a rottweiler :I

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[PowerDag]

uh
what happened to your butterfly knife????

and how the forget does your neighbor hear you whistling if you're not in the same house

[Yosher]

and then yell "bitch, come at me!"

[AssassinDevil2]

Sue her for assault.

[-Pablo-]

Keep doing it you bitch

[Gamefandan]

inb4Tompson.

[Tokthree]

If you're whistling loud enough for her to hear then you must have the lungs of Zeus and lips made of steel

[Tømpson]

Whistle the theme louder, she will be overcome with fear of displeasing her god Tompson.

[Gamefandan]

Hi Dimitry

[Dimitry]

If you live in the south or midwest:

"Come at me bro!"

[Dimitry]

Hi Dimitry

Hi game.

[PowerDag]

inb4gamefandan

[Visage]

I would definitely call the cops in a situation like this.

[Butler]

I believe that all of these fit well:

[Supreme Guy]

Sue her for assault.

and

how the forget does your neighbor hear you whistling if you're not in the same house

and also, if it's because you're in a room that's got a window that allows nearby residences to hear you, just close it
oh wait, it's supposed to be hot in america so that kind of stuffs things up doesn't it

wait, how has she attacked you with her dogs before and gotten away with it? and if you're inside shouldn't that really not bother you?