I was at the Pizza Parlour, when a light-pink colored penguin came in and said: "hi im a who er and im cheap." I was like "What the forget?" and I answered "sure babe" and she asked me if she could go to my igloo. I added her as a friend just for the lol's. We went to my igloo and she started roleplaying xxx scenes whilst avoiding the foul language filter and I was laughing. She said stuff like "five cents a night", "ill be all yours", "let me ride your sausage." And I started dancing behind her.
I snapped out of the laughter and thought of all the folks on Club Penguin could be a victim of this weirdo slut. I reported her for the reason: "slut." I left my igloo and removed her from my friends list and went back to the Pizza Parlor. Some minutes later, she returned to the pizza parlour with her cheesy line as usual, "hi im a who er and im cheap." Some penguins started using the ":O" emoticon which was a bit more of laughter for me.
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