Now I need to start eating salads. Well, after completing my nightly dose of fapping I got out of my chair, now I know when my chair moves on the ground it squeaks and disturbs my parents while they are sleeping. So I tried doing a new way to get out of my chair, by putting my knee on the chair lifting my other leg up, this didn't work and it squeaked louder, I heard a cracking sound when I got out thinking "Well this is gonna break soon", pissed I continue what I was doing. When I come back, I sit down I hear a large crack a large squeak, wood hitting a wood floor, and me repeatedly saying stuff. I struggle to get up and see the chair broken...In pain, I limp over to my bed, more "stuffs" and "forgets" were said. I hear my dad coming upstairs asking if I was okay, I pointed to the chair and said "I'm too damn fat!" after he left I pulled out another chair and made this topic. My thigh and shoulder are in pain. Any diet plans for 14 year old fatasses?
