my mom just walked in with a copy of 50 Shades of Grey

[james4115]

how do i get rid of it?

(for those not In The Know, 50 shades of grey is a smutty romance novel that was originally a twilight fanfic, it involves abusive relationships, pulling out tampons, bad BDSM practices and overall terrible writing. it's also somehow a bestseller.)

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[Spectrum2]

Why do want it gone?

[ChickenMaster]

Why do want it gone?

smutty romance novel that was originally a twilight fanfic, it involves abusive relationships, pulling out tampons, bad BDSM practices and overall terrible writing. it's also somehow a bestseller.)

[Spectrum2]

why does he care about what his mom is reading? she's probably old enough to read whatever she wants without her anyone else's consent

[Alyx Vance]

Burn baby burn, oh yea!


Get a lighter and burn it, BURN IT TO HELL!

[james4115]

i'm thinking of burning it but i live in an apartment complex and that'd be REALLY bad if i burned the whole place down

[Spectrum2]

ot just swipe it when she leaves or whenever seems convenient and throw it in a dumpster or something

[dorkdotdan]

i'm thinking of burning it but i live in an apartment complex and that'd be REALLY bad if i burned the whole place down

Tear out each individual page and then use it to wipe your ass after stuffting.

Then give it to your mother in a box.

[james4115]

why does he care about what his mom is reading? she's probably old enough to read whatever she wants without her anyone else's consent

have you actually read any lines from it though

also a collection of info
http://thesavagesalad.tumblr.com/post/24886497015/and-another-ting-to-add-btw-regarding-to-50-shades

[Lando The Climber]

why does he care about what his mom is reading? she's probably old enough to read whatever she wants without her anyone else's consent

[Spectrum2]

have you actually read any lines from it though

also a collection of info
http://thesavagesalad.tumblr.com/post/24886497015/and-another-ting-to-add-btw-regarding-to-50-shades

nevermind get rid of it

[james4115]

also my mom just got out of a relationship with my dad so i'm not sure if reading about relationships that should not work and would not work in real life is the best thing to do

[Nameisthis]

bro

go outside say your going for a walk go FAAARRR away from the aparmeant (make sure your mom isnt there and swipe the book) go to an area where its VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR Y wet set the book on fire drop it in the puddle ...then make sure you got to go to the bathroom and go stuff/piss all over it then run home

[Mega-Bear]

>Call her over to a window.
>Tell her there's a wolf behind a car parked in the street/behind a house.
>Have her watch the area where the wolf is (wolf is made up by the way) so you can call the police.
>Throw novel away.
>Come back.
>"Nevermind it's a big dog. Go away mom."

[james4115]

bro

go outside say your going for a walk go FAAARRR away from the aparmeant (make sure your mom isnt there and swipe the book) go to an area where its VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR Y wet set the book on fire drop it in the puddle ...then make sure you got to go to the bathroom and go stuff/piss all over it then run home

i do

what

>Call her over to a window.
>Tell her there's a wolf behind a car parked in the street/behind a house.
>Have her watch the area where the wolf is (wolf is made up by the way) so you can call the police.
>Throw novel away.
>Come back.
>"Nevermind it's a big dog. Go away mom."

i don't think it can be called a novel

it doesn't deserve such a normal title