Author Topic: Everyday things can actually sound really disgusting  (Read 1343 times)

I'm eating put lactic acid from a female cow's nipple into my cereal.

Try Balut.

It was everywhere in the Philippines, there was no escaping it.


oh the horror....
>:(

I'm drinking milk from cows' titty udders.


Moo.

I'm drinking milk from cows' titty udders.


Moo.
Done already.

I am currently devouring a bowl of rough, crunchy, artificiality and factory processed flavors and fake nutrients in reprocessed fatty liquids from a bovine's undertits.

Toasted bagel with butter



come at me bro

how do i make "i'm gonna go eat a peppermint and chocolate luna bar" sound disgusting
http://lunabar.com/products/bars/chocolate_peppermint_stick/

Toasted bagel with butter
highly processed plants, mixed with milk from cow tits among other ingredients, baked in a heat maker, then re-baked, probably hours later, and frosted with a processed version of this cow-tit milk!
sounds appetizing.

in brazil, we have restaurants dedicated to serving the charred flesh of deceased and butchered animals.


how do i make "i'm gonna go eat a peppermint and chocolate luna bar" sound disgusting
http://lunabar.com/products/bars/chocolate_peppermint_stick/
don't worry
it already sounds disgusting

I was eating this dead child found on the sid...

Oh wait.


I like to eat the remains of a large animal after it has been raised and processed in conditions almost torture like, while I put this red goop on it created from these things that are argued if they are fruits or vegetables. After I stick it in these bleach pieces of wheat and other ingredients.


Exchanging of arousing messages via pulses of electricity in copper and pulses of light in fiber-optic cabling to a trans-atlantic destination.

uh...
« Last Edit: June 27, 2012, 04:35:07 PM by Axolotl »

don't worry
it already sounds disgusting
clearly you've never eaten one because if you had you'd be extremely jealous of the fact that i've just gotten another box of them.