Why are women so attracted to me?

[LawtyLawt]

And I'm not loving joking.
Holy stuff.
And I plan to stay celibate.
Help me you guys.

[Ad Bot]

[Darkness ZXW]

Forever alone.

Become a monk.

[LawtyLawt]

Become a monk.

But Filipinos are catholics.
And I don't want to molest no little boys.

[Katadeus]

Become nerdy-looking
Repel them

[LawtyLawt]

Become nerdy-looking
Repel them

I am Nerdy looking.
It's just that being able to speak English here makes you an overlord.
Also They say I have nice eyes.
Should I gouge out my eyes?

[Darkness ZXW]

Convert to Buddism. Or Hinduism. Wear orange robes.

SWAG

[LawtyLawt]

Convert to Buddism. Or Hinduism. Wear orange robes.

SWAG

Then I'd look like Lord Varys from Game of Thrones.
On second thought...

[Katadeus]

Scoop your eyes out, make sockets in your hands, and keep them there, then hold your hands out to chase people until they leave your underground dining room.

[Jetlok]

what kind of desperate women would want someone who looks like you
ughuguhgh
UFHUHUGUGHG

[LawtyLawt]

Scoop your eyes out, make sockets in your hands, and keep them there, then hold your hands out to chase people until they leave your underground dining room.

what kind of desperate women would want someone who looks like you
ughuguhgh
UFHUHUGUGHG

Filipino women.

[Packer]

Wear sunglasses, all the time. And when someone asks you why, you tell them "I never asked for this".

[LawtyLawt]

Wear sunglasses, all the time. And when someone asks you why, you tell them "I never asked for this".

Tried that once.
That was the day I noticed gay dudes follow me.

[Packer]

Pic's of yourself or it didn't happen.

[Katadeus]

Yay, you got it.

[LawtyLawt]

Pic's of yourself or it didn't happen.

Somewhere in the Post pictures of yourself thread.
Can't find it :/