none of you understand how hard my life is. nobody does.
every day I face serious moral dilemmas, such as "did she say 'he' or 'him?'" "why did he add a subject to the PM I sent him?" and "why did I turn the TV on"
these situations take up precious time that I could have been using to look at pictures of cats or download research
but do I get an easier time from anyone else? no. I still have to deal with the constant begging of people wanting to do dirty things to and/or with me
every day I have to push through serious physical labors, like turning off the light, masturbating, and worst of all, changing clothes
what am I? a slave?
every day I have to deal with the constant ridicule of others. why must they say such horrible things as "have you seen my brush?" "I can't see anything," and "am I the only one hearing voices?"
why must people be so mean?!
thank you for reading, and I hope some of you take this into consideration and treat me less like a nightfox and more like a Nightfox
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