I'm gonna guess vaseline might work.
I'm perfectly straight, but I've wondered about trying this. Also, im a germ freak, so, yeah.
yeah, vaseline would work
like I said, and VH as well, it's fine whether or not you actually like guys
it's just thought of as gay though. so if you do try it, you probably wont wanna tell anyone irl. :/
just wash after it then. like, do it before you use bodywash. maybe ask OP about how he said he cleaned beforehand.
it's not really as gross as it seems