Antijokes

[Night Fox]

So a irish man walks out of a pub  

I don't think you understand what OP is talking about

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

-Kari

[Mikoyan]

You might be a redneck if your neck is red

[Lando The Climber]

So a duck walks into a bar

Animal control was promptly called and the duck was released into a nearby pond

[fred da kiko]

a horse walks into a bar
the bartender says "why the long face?"
the horse is startled and runs out of the bar, knocking over many tables in the process.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?
a pilot

[Socky]

what is black, white, red, and yellow at the same time?

nothing



what walks on four legs, then two legs, then finally three legs?

a baby that crawls then you cut its arms off, then give it a crutch

[Dominator]

AAHHH! SMOKER!
AAHHH! A black man! See, it doesn't feel so good does it? It's very reductive.

what is black, white, red, and yellow at the same time?

nothing



what walks on four legs, then two legs, then finally three legs?

a baby that crawls then you cut its arms off, then give it a crutch

Stop stealing from Batman Arkham Asylum, you'll be receiving a lawsuit warning from Eidos in a minute.

[fred da kiko]

a horse walks into a bar
the bar tender asks "why the long face"
the horse replies "my wife died of cancer."

[Travis [bob36455]]

whats the difference between a shark and a lemon?

Nothing, except the lemon can't swim.



What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a red river?


It gets wet.



Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


Because it was dead.

[FaecDog]

So a horse walks into a bar, and a guy asks the horse, "Why the long face?"

The horse, clearly spooked by being around so many people and clouded with the smell of alcohol, proceeds to kill the man and cause chaos within the bar, and the animal police were alerted and proceeded to shoot the horse and arrest the farmer who owned it who must have been crazy to bring a horse into a bar. The result was the family became broke and caught disease, and the family dies with no one to carry on its name.

[Nethog]

what does a man who lost his tractor say?

wheres my tractor?


want me to tell you a joke about a broken pencil

nvm its pointless

[Boston Terrier]

What did the cat say to the hedge?
Meow

[indyjones]

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?

he get hit by a bus


Why is little Suzie fall off the swing set?

she had no arms

[plad101]

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?

he get hit by a bus


Why is little Suzie fall off the swing set?

she had no arms

You forgot 2!

What did tiny tim get for christmas?

Cancer.

Why did little suzie fall off the swing?

Cause someone threw a fridge at her.

[cooldawson3]

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Is it bad I laughed? D: