pyro is not a woman
pyro is not a womanpyro is a red head i can tell you that
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FieryRedhead
Blue Pyro is Poopy Joe, and Red Pyro is Vladimir Bananas. Calling it.
The pyros babbling makes me think that he could be a monkey.
Day 2 is in an hour
aka 5 min
maybe pyro is just a boring fat guy and there's no conspiracy
Or maybe pyro is nothing just an empty suit.