Cobblestone Riskbreaker of the Highest QuarterMoon Clan beyond the Eves of Law dawned upon the name of Reginald Reginald Daysmith, Leader of the High Ore Templar and founder of the morbid forbidden Shadow Lands, also known as Agustus Van Bronch the Forty First of a long line of Rivaling Crusaders between Damsulvain and High QuarterMoon, circa 1021 BC as the peak of Dawn broke, the swords of the highest calibur clashed upon the Glazen Forest as the High QuarterMoon Clan laid victorious over the River of Stralgrodius, beckoning the Chief of Justice to reward the Title to Cobblestone Riskbreaker of the Highest QuarterMoon Clan beyond the Eves of Law dawned upon the name of Reginald Reginald Daysmith, Leader of the High Ore Templar and founder of the morbid forbidden Shadow Lands, also known as Agustus Van Bronch the Forty First, giving him his rightful place as the King of the Negative Universe A.
I don't really want to go too far~
How about Jimmy BlindShot or something snazzy