OffTopic Text Adventure - CHAPTER 4

[ThinkInvisible]

*Spontaneously combust

[Ad Bot]

[KILLERBUNNY]

Now what do you do now?



Damn it Piddily.

[masterockets]

go 88mph and save yourself from the explosion

[KILLERBUNNY]

You're pulled over for speeding and continue dying.

[phflack]

lol, what happened to his hat?
it somehow flipped
*respawn on a deserted island with a palm tree and a bottle on your head

[KILLERBUNNY]

lol, what happened to his hat?
it somehow flipped

Damn you saw through my disguise of simple flipping selected areas horizontally. You've caught me this time phflack.

[KILLERBUNNY]

You decide to not continue from your checkpoint, and instead spawn on a desert island and you find a bottle on your head.

[ThinkInvisible]

*Punch the tree in an attempt to get wood

[Trymos]

*fill the bottle with salt water and attempt to purify it using your piss.

[Man 2]

* Drink seawater from bottle until you go insane
* Go on an adventure of the mind, a wild experience that can only be had by a complete loony.

[HellHound]

* piss EVERYWHERE

[Morpheus]

*Bear Grylls appears next to you and tells you to drink your own piss...

[KILLERBUNNY]

You drink a bunch of your piss, and fill your bottle with sea-water.


You then drink a weeks worth of sea-water and gain at least 20 pounds in only your face. You moron.

You do start to feel a little loopy at this point and doze off again.
(And the current author also dozes off)

[KILLERBUNNY]

You begin to go on an adventure of the mind, a wild experience that can only be had by a complete loony.

[BanishedLetters]

*Kill yourself and respawn.