OffTopic Text Adventure - CHAPTER 4

[Man 2]

* Spot a school of whales, and assume they're a bit old for school.
* University, then?
* University of Wales.

[Ad Bot]

[KILLERBUNNY]

Instead you wake up on a boat. With blood all over you and your hands. There's a whale too.

[Cybertails1998]

>Rummage boat for useful stufftle

[Man 2]

* Befriend the whale.

[HellHound]

* Befriend the whale.

* then befriend boat and/or it's captain. (If you aren't the captain.
* If you are the captain, muck around and pretend you know what you are doing.

[KILLERBUNNY]

Stand up and realize the blood is from the ship's late crew.


So instead of becoming the captain's friend you don his trusty Captain's Rain Slicker Hat. And you befriend the whale.

[Legodude77]

* Say hi to the whale.

[KILLERBUNNY]

You say hi to the whale.

[MegaScientifical]

* Realize you just flipped off the whale. Hope it does not understand the gesture, having only flippers and all. *

[KILLERBUNNY]

You accidentally flipped off the whale and now he hates you. He leaves you for another man.


You drown your sorrows in the whiskey you found in the ship's storage.

[HellHound]

* Wonder why the bottle of Jack Daniel's is so large. Are all of the alcohol bottles on the ship that large?

[Travis [bob36455]]

*Get drunk as stuff and drive the boat away

[Skateaton 2.0]

*shove bottle up ass.

[Skorpion]

*shove bottle up ass.

*shove boat up ass

[KILLERBUNNY]

You drink the whiskey, and don't care about how big it is.


You get drunk as all hell and command the boat to go after the whale. You also shove the bottle up your ass. BCUZ UR DRNK!

You're on your way to the whale.