OffTopic Text Adventure - CHAPTER 4

[Tudoreleuu]

Use your hands minecraft-style on the ground and make a dirt hut.

[Ad Bot]

[Trymos]

*pull that yellow thing on his waist.

[KILLERBUNNY]

You pull out the key you had stuffed in your gas-mask, which you had been using as a pocket.

[Tudoreleuu]

*again, proceed into making dirt shelter while wondering of the numbers on your gasmask

[MegaScientifical]

* Inspect the mask, realizing it says "2 0 3" in it *

[KILLERBUNNY]

You pull the mask off your torso, and upon closer inspection you see it is some sort of countdown clock.

[KILLERBUNNY]

You begin digging a hole.


And you fall through it.

[Man 2]

* Fall through the center of the earth to China.
Because cartoons are accurate.

[MegaScientifical]

* Fall past the center of the Earth, then be pulled back to center by gravity, going back and forth until finally reaching equilibrium in the center of the planet. *

[steve5451]

* Fall past the center of the Earth, then be pulled back to center by gravity, going back and forth until finally reaching equilibrium in the center of the planet. *

I'm not sure if it works that way. :o

[Man 2]

I'm not sure if it works that way. :o

It does, it would just take a hell of a long time without some sort of restraint.
And not to mention your body would probably be crushed by the immense gravity.
And you'd probably be starved to death and your body completely rotted away by the time you come to a stop at the center.
Or you'd be burned to a crisp by the temperature.

[HellHound]

* Land in a massive oil pocket.
* Light match.

[Neon]

You are launched out the other side of the hole.


(ALSO I'M BACK AAHAHAHAHAHAAAA)

[No2mad2]

* Check wind direction for lost parents

[Neon]

As the day goes on, you become bored and decide to check the wind direction



No dice.