Slap your genetalia on your keyboard

[MaroonCacti]

/title
and post what you get

My results:
hbj

gogogogogo

[Ad Bot]

[Grumpy]

Negative ghostrider.

[Alyx Vance]

Sorry I got a richard entrepreneur le at the moment :c

[xxxxkill]

Female, not sure how that's supposed to work.

[Mikoyan]

Negative ghostrider.

the pattern is full

[MaroonCacti]

Sorry I got a richard entrepreneur le at the moment :c

HAHAHAHAHAHA
stuff those hurt

[MaroonCacti]

Female, not sure how that's supposed to work.

just kind of put the keyboard between your legs and sit on it

[ShadowsfeaR]

Female, not sure how that's supposed to work.

Put the keyboard in between your legs and smash once.

[xxxxkill]

just kind of put the keyboard between your legs and sit on it

Put the keyboard in between your legs and smash once.

This keyboard is expensive, I'd rather not.

[Alyx Vance]

HAHAHAHAHAHA
stuff those hurt

You don't say? :C
*goes to fap*
AHHHHH OUCH forget OSIFSOIFHSOUFH

Thank god its near the base :/

[LawtyLawt]

sdgassjodildhsKJDZbBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBFSAD ZBV ASDMN\B SMADCFS
OW MY BALLS

[Alyx Vance]

sdgassjodildhsKJDZbBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBFSADZBV ASDMN\B SMADCFS
OW MY BALLS

Oh god lol.

[LawtyLawt]

Oh god lol.

I'M TYPING ON A LAPTOP
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ShadowsfeaR]

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Sorry about that.

[Morpheus]

I'M TYPING ON A LAPTOP
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Your balls must be on fire from the heat.