Slap your genetalia on your keyboard

[matthewbim11]

Oh god lol

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[LawtyLawt]

Entire thread is difficult to masturbate to.
Unless you fapped by humping your keyboard.

[*FacePalm*]

This keyboard is expensive, I'd rather not.

smack your boob on it
unless you're an a-cup

[LawtyLawt]

smack your boob on it
unless you're an a-cup

Why don't we have both?

[Skorpion]

The forget is wrong with you people.

[LawtyLawt]

The forget is wrong with you people.

Our richards are not big enough.

[MunkeyCheez]

loving bethesda physics

[LawtyLawt]

loving bethesda physics

Your richard has the grab function?

[Electrk]

Your richard has the grab function?

Your richard doesn't?

[Tømpson]

My richard has precision accuracy <3<3

[Qwepir]

My snake shoots lasers and is actually a dragon that can detach from the rest of my body.

[Racerboy]

I'm on my iPhone, don't think you want a page stretch 

[Visage]

The worst part about this is this is like the 3rd or 4th time this topic has happened.

[Dominator]

I can shoot a laser out of my rooster and when my ammo is low my balls say "Low fuel. Balls are empty."

[Gambsy]

I once typed on my keyboard with my boner. Funny times.

Hard man....




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