How do I get arms?

[blaman]

Go to the nearest redneck house and bring beer.

Or come to my house and bring beer...

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[Zloff]

or come to my house and bring tits

[bµbbler]

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HEY YOU!
WIMPIE WIMPIE WIMPIEE
OO THE LITTLE PEANUT WORM!

[Gamefandan]

Retrieve them from the safe

I laughed more than I should have.

[Nymethus]

Lift weights.

just straight up find some sort of weights and lift them up and down?

You don't need arms with a face like yours.

but my hands are too big for my arms

[Sami2ss]

and that day, no one made a single procrastination joke in 20 posts

[Alyx Vance]

Go to the nearest redneck house and bring beer.

OP with this logic, come to my house.

Nah we don't have beer.
Go to my uncles house, he has beer.

[Nymethus]

I don't drink beer

[shyGriff]

this

alternatively: i have no idea my arms are really really stupidly thin i can't help you :c

[indyjones]

Spongebob is ambidextrous

[HellHound]

Spongebob's cool.

[Barakuda]

Post some piktors.

And do push ups. I do around 100 a day and it works.
Start off with slower ammounts at the beginning.

[Clone v.117]

Boxing is very good exercise, but you need to make sure you have a good punch first otherwise you will damage your knuckles and all that stuff.

Tearing the tendons between your fingers really isn't as fun as it sounds.

[Zloff]

or he could just shadowbox

then he doesn't have to buy something to punch and risk hurting his unconditioned knuckles

And do push ups. I do around 100 a day and it works.

do you heal like over night or something

[TeslaCoil]

You will lose your feminine qualities. Keep your arms.