"first off, two paragraph apology? i can write you two paragraphs about how i love to eat stuff and it could sound so convincing you might actually take me up on that offer. I mean, a couple days ago Girl A believes you're not good enough for her, you call her a bitch and then WOAH NELLIE please forgive me senpai."
first of all, i laughed at the end of this.
second of all, girl a said that at the start of april, and between april and now she has gone through a very steep personality change, being nicer to everyone n stuff, she's pure as forget now