Search your mother's name on urban dictionary

[Shell]

The results might just scar you for life.

Mine:

An annoying woman who hits on high school girls and coughs vagina air up all the time

my mommy coughs up vagina air :'(

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[Tango]

smart with life, always living for whats ahead of her. dont let the cute face fool you, she can be naughty when you trigger her& great in bed. you will never forget her.. beautiful in her own way, yet insecure about herself. always laughing her heart out, yet doesnt take life too seriously. be loyal to her and she will show you the same respect back. be a bitch& she will destroy you with just words. great person to be with, take a katherine as soon as you find her.

[Gojira]

A girl that's tough and pretty at the same time.
that's my mom for you

[indyjones]

a girl that is so amazingly lovey all guys dribble when they see her.

also my name:
an amazing guy. he usually makes this girl happy and flirts alot. ben is extremely cute and anyone would be lucky to have him.

[deadfall07]

"A woman who has an independent spirit and prefers to live life on her own terms. She places a far greater value on having a good time than on material possessions. But be warned that she has a very bad reputation for tempers, so do what you can to not set off any fiery displays. Lastly, she's extremely perceptive, honest and disdainful of deception in her relationship. She works hard but parties even harder!"

But she's always in the kitchen and never goes to parties! DOH HO HO HO!!

[Skateaton 2.0]

Dude, she's AMAZING!
Mary is just a chill kind of girl. She likes sports and being outdoors. She can be a bitch. She is beautiful. Great smile. She loves to make people laugh, and she is very good at it. She does not really like it when she gets complements. She is simple. She is happy. She is a badass.

well then.

[Goth77]

kathrine   129 up, 48 down
A girl that is lovey, awesome, and beautiful. She is always willing to hear the other side of an argument and not let it affect your friendship. She is the type of friend that you will want to hold on to for your entire life.
Kathrine is one of my best friends because we can disagree and it won't affect our friendship. You should find a Kathrine and hold on to her.
buy kathrine mugs & shirts
awesome friend best friend lovey beautiful

[Ayxrion]

A sporty, lovey girl who is always happy and laughing. She is great at telling jokes and making others laugh. She is also very gymnastic. She is friends with everyone and has one true best friend. She can sometimes fight with friends, but no person who knows her can ever, ever hate her. She is beautiful from every perspective.

oh loving hell.

[Tømpson]

patti   430 up, 94 down
A beautiful girl who shows others the cutting edge of life. A sweetheart like no other.
I wish I could be a patti.

[Spectrum2]

well stuff wrong thread

[MaroonCacti]

Someone who has an ass that can double as a shelf.

[Skorpion]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Laura
1st one. *sob*

[Pengie]

My mother's name didn't come up with anything so I searched my aunt's name.

"1. A plain, understated girl who is still unbelievably hot
2. Short for weed
3. A name used in a bunch of awesome songs"

[otto-san]

A very beautiful, intelligent, and amazing young lady. Charming young men are bewitched by her loveliness.

I see!

[Nymethus]

it didn't have it