I caught a Grasshopper for my gecko, Tetra, to eat last night.

[carolcat]

you can't escape from true love; the two of them were meant to be!

[Ad Bot]

[Nameisthis]

wait...it...if the gecko is a boy the grasshopper might be a female....oh god that wont work....soo if the grasshopper was a boy and the gecko was a girl tha-....nevermind

[Night Fox]

...grasshoperlizard?....sounds hote

no. they are of different species. no babies possible.

that's what makes it so great

[brickybob]

I actually did this with crickets, but I fed them to my cats.

was fun

[brickybob]

doubletoast

post this to reddit for infinite karma

[Man 2]

F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER
U IS FOR YOU AND ME
N IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANY TIME AT ALL
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

[John Freeman]

F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium, bombs
N is for no survivors, when you-

[brickybob]

Plankton!

[Nameisthis]

F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for ugly blue guys
N is for no survivors, when you burn!

fixed!

[Gamefandan]

did it died?

[Sami2ss]

so...is it dead? looks like it mummified or something overnight.

[Menen]

fixed!

You broke it.

[Soukuw]

so...is it dead? looks like it mummified or something overnight.

That's what some grasshoppers look like.

[Comatose]

D'aww.

[masterockets]

Aww
you should let it have some more grasshopper friends over for a slumber party