Best quotes you've ever heard

[Alyx Vance]

nope

Oh in that case.
Thanks.

I just hope no one interferes this time some how.
And I get to actually live in a house other than a trailer :D

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

Every time a thread about quotes appears people say
"*insert brain damaging words here*" - Me

Stop it please, your quotes are all either from someone else, generally overused and/or outright horrible.

[Blockomanian]

"For the love of God, and all that is holy, MY star fish IS BLEEDING!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9R1ODvReQE
and
"I'm not dumb, I just have a command over thoroughly useless knowlege." dunno where this was from.