The best ways to legally repel salesmen/Jehova's witnesses

[Cargøn]

I will put something up like that.
Have a big fence with like 100 threatening signs.
And it is in fact legal to shoot someone on your property if you have a sign posted saying "private property" and "do not trespass"
Well legal here anyways I'm pretty sure. Shoot not kill.

I can't decide if that's hilarious or horrifying.

[Ad Bot]

[Tonkka]

Put on a cheesy mask, take a chainsaw and start screaming like a donkey being tortured while waving the chainsaw around

[Freeze]

i invite them into my house and i try to hook them up with my single friends

since when do you have friends?

[Alyx Vance]

I can't decide if that's hilarious or horrifying.

Its hilariously horrifying.

And yes they are pretty intimidating.. Especially when its like straight up "Trespassers will be shot"
I seen one house with "We don't call 911" and sure as hell they don't...
Its been said that there is a car in the woods with 2 dead bodies in it, both killed by the man who lives in that house.

I went to see it once with some friends but we wasn't able to get the far without him seeing so we high tailed it out of there...
But there is in fact a spot where you used to be able to see the tire marks of where the car skidded into there.

[Tømpson]

Look at them in the eye, say "come in" in a low tone, then lock the door behind them

[TeslaCoil]

Say, "Sorry, I'm not interested" and close the door.

Or just close the door, they will get the message.

[D3ATH]

Last time I took all the crap of Jehovah's witnesses I just thanked them for all the paper stuff, closed the door, threw all the trash away instantly.

[Alyx Vance]

Say, "Sorry, I'm not interested" and close the door.

Or just close the door, they will get the message.

Or don't answer it 

[Sami2ss]

Come to the door dressed as a Jehova's witness with a huge cross around your neck.

[Katadeus]

Bug spray

[HerpaDerp]

Wear a carrot

[Mrhappy787]

They came to your house to, scary

[shyGriff]

They came to your house to scary

i don't think anyone's ever come to my house to scary. scarying is a stupid thing to do at a house

[Anti-Block]

Come to the door dressed as a Jehova's witness with a huge cross around your neck.

no wait that's good, pretend you're the jehovah's witness

so you're both jehovah-ing eachother!

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

when they come to the door pour goat blood on them