The best ways to legally repel salesmen/Jehova's witnesses

[Shy_Guy]

/asian

I just pretend I don't speak English :D

What if they are Asian?

[Ad Bot]

[Cargøn]

What if they are Asian?

Pretend to be the other type of asian?

[fred da kiko]

make a sign that says "private property: trespassers will be killed." when they knock on your door you beat them to death with a baseball bat.

[Mr. Jelly]

Wear gym shorts and no underwear and answer the door with a raging stiffy.


then say "Like what you see?"

[brickybob]

I always have fun with them.

If they are women, I'll tell them to look up First Timmothuy 2:12 and to forget off.

If they are male, I act overly tribal until they leave and don't want to come back.

[MunkeyCheez]

- say you are already a jehova/salesman
- wear a turban

[steve5451]

I'm nice and pretend like I care about what they are saying.

[fred da kiko]

invite them into your basement.

[TurnipBlog]

No trespassing/No soliciting sign.

[Cargøn]

No trespassing/No soliciting sign.

Does not work.

[Mr. Jelly]

"Piss off, salesmen/Jehovah's witnesses" sign

[rockslide26]

Build a hedge maze in your front yard leading to the door. Only tell friends and family how to get through.

[Alyx Vance]

No trespassing/No soliciting sign.

Then put a "Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again" sign.

They work trust me. They repelled anyone who wasn't allowed there.

Build a hedge maze in your front yard leading to the door. Only tell friends and family how to get through.

What about the pizza man? Lol

[rockslide26]

Then put a "Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again" sign.

They work trust me. They repelled anyone who wasn't allowed there.

What about the pizza man? Lol

Real men can cook their own food

[Blockomanian]

my mom put a "NO SOLICITING" sign on the window by out door.
yet they still come knockin'.

open the door with a airsoft rifle in hand.