The best ways to legally repel salesmen/Jehova's witnesses

[TeslaCoil]

i do that to people in the streets who wear fur coats

*quickly stuffs away fur coat*

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[Alyx Vance]

* quickly stuffs away fur coat*

Ha.
Lucky for me I don't wear coats.

[TeslaCoil]

I think people who have a problem with fur coats need to be made into hats

[Alyx Vance]

I think people who have a problem with fur coats need to be made into hats

I don't see why people make a big deal over it.
Its a coat, why freak out?

[Electrk]

Sign that says "No soliciting, no religious inquiries"
It worked for us.

[Qwepir]

keep a super soaker filled with dog piss by your door
if its one of those guys, fire away

When they open the door point a shotgun at them and say "I don't take kindly to your kind here mister"

I don't think you have any experience dealing with door to door salesmen, seeing as they'd skip you after taking one look at your stuffhole trailer and the pile of burning garbage and realizing that you don't have any money to spend.

[Cargøn]

I've got one:
Come to the door and say:
Hello. Have you considered atheism?
Do you mind if I come outside?

[Alyx Vance]

I don't think you have any experience dealing with door to door salesmen, seeing as they'd skip you after taking one look at your stuffhole trailer and the pile of burning garbage and realizing that you don't have any money to spend.

Nope.
Salesman never even bothered to try and come to the neighborhood because a big part was full of trailers and people who was poverty stricken and below.

[Qwepir]

Nope.
Salesman never even bothered to try and come to the neighborhood because a big part was full of trailers and people who was poverty stricken and below.

Thats exactly what I was saying you numbskull.

[TeslaCoil]

You're also still not funny

[Doomonkey]

Live in the middle of nowhere; nobody comes to your door.

[Skorpion]

I've got a book. 211 things a bright boy can do. I think its that number.
Anyway, its got a section about this kind of thing.
Salesmen: Pretend to be a jehova's witness kind of person
Jehova's witness: Tell them all your crimes such as downloading and making child research and raping your grandmother.

[Pengie]

/asian

I just pretend I don't speak English :D

[Alyx Vance]

You're also still not funny

I still wasn't really trying to be funny.

Live in the middle of nowhere; nobody comes to your door.

Bingo.
Or in a small town.

[Demian]

Open door
"No thanks"
Close door

Fixed to be more kind.