Yeah, at least it sounds like a name, Pinkamena sounds like a loving bowel disease.
Doctor: The results are in.
Patient: Really? What is it? What can you tell me?
Doctor: Well, I'm not sure how to say this...
Patient: Go on, doc!
Doctor: Because of all those chili pies you shouldn't have been eating in the first place...
Patient: And? AND?!
Doctor: I'm afraid I'm going to have to diagnose you with Pinkamena.