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[kidplasma]

..salmonella.

And led...

[Ad Bot]

[blocklandiansprofile]

A Maniac...

[kidplasma]

A Maniac...

Came and stole the slime...

[GWT]

But then he noticed that the slime was a...

[kidplasma]

But then he noticed that the slime was a...

Tiny ninja with a tiny Gatling gun!

[Skateaton 2.0]

but then three gangsters rolled up next to the ninja in a lowrider, rolled down the window, and blessed him with advice

[Gamefandan]

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THE END.


I closed my eyes and typed for one minute.

Oh nevermind it's not that kind of thread. D:


and then he jumped

[Menen]

Into a pool of whale semen

[GWT]

Then there was a pirate ship with...

[kidplasma]

Then there was a pirate ship with...

living red logs  with blue top hats that Spew acid!

[Mr.Noßody]

But all of this was a dream.

[Jerkface]

...and then he got raped.

[kidplasma]

...and then he got raped.

Why ate some of the people here so sick and disgusting?

[GWT]

By himself and then...

[Jerkface]

Why ate some of the people here so sick and disgusting?

What?  Being raped is a horrible thing.  How dare you.