Snappy comebacks

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Think of a situation where you were at a loss for words but now, long after, you thought of a snappy comeback.

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when one of your friends get hit in the nuts and they fall down you must say
" wouldn't that have been funny if you really fell down"

[Deceius]

Well there was this one time when no.

[TurnipBlog]

Some Indian guy says he's gunna beat me up.

I say "Maybe your friends at Dell Hotline can help too."

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Some Indian guy says he's gunna beat me up.

I say "Maybe your friends at Dell Hotline can help too."

Did the fact that I laughed make me tribal?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF44JBEC7Ps

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Exept on the BL forums, where it's made less obvious that it boils down to that.

[Clone v.117]

i kno ur but wat em i
My bros gf brought her little sister home last night and she kept shouting it non stop.

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i kno ur but wat em i
My bros gf brought her little sister home last night and she kept shouting it non stop.

You can counter that with "confused" or "mature"

[indyjones]

I was sitting in a math class, when these two jerks behind me kept saying:

"Are you sitting next to that kid because you're gay lovers?"

They kept taunting me with this until I snapped:

"At least I have a snake"

It was like one of those prison thug moments when suddenly they have immense amounts of, what looks like respect, but is fear of you.

[TurnipBlog]

I was sitting in a math class, when these two jerks behind me kept saying:

"Are you sitting next to that kid because you're gay lovers?"

They kept taunting me with this until I snapped:

"At least I have a snake"

It was like one of those prison thug moments when suddenly they have immense amounts of, what looks like respect, but is fear of you.

They were afraid of you. FOR THAT? :I

[Treynolds416]

They were afraid of you. FOR THAT? :I

Kindergarteners aren't very rational with their fears
(u c wat I did there)
OH SNAP

[Cargøn]

I was sitting in a math class, when these two jerks behind me kept saying:

"Are you sitting next to that kid because you're gay lovers?"

They kept taunting me with this until I snapped:

"At least I have a snake"

It was like one of those prison thug moments when suddenly they have immense amounts of, what looks like respect, but is fear of you.

Another good one would be:
Hey, I'll keep the long walks for the beach if you keep yours for short peirs.

[BubbaGum]

Isnt this called l'esperit d'escalier or something, staircase wit?
I always do that >.<

Found the wiki page that describes it http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'esprit_de_l'escalier

[Mr. Jelly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF44JBEC7Ps

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