Add a chapter to the book!

[padmedog]

I will start.
(Does this go here?)
Chapter 1
I ran into the ally, climbed the fence, and jumped onto a garbage truck. I hoped that those guys were gone for now. Some old enemies of mine were trying to get an antidote for their enemy boss back from me because I stole it before they could inject it into their boss.

OK, these chapters may be small, but take your time.

[Ad Bot]

[HerpaDerp]

Chapter 2
I took a stuff in the truck and the stuff had a bomb in it. The truck exploded and Im dead.

The end.

[padmedog]

Chapter 2
I took a stuff in the truck and the stuff had a bomb in it. The truck exploded and Im dead.

The end.

Retry chapter 2 please. There will be no end anyway.

[HerpaDerp]

Retry chapter 2 please. There will be no end anyway.

no

[padmedog]

no

Then someone else retry

[CreamTurk3y]

Chapter 2
I took a stuff in the truck and the stuff had a bomb in it. The truck exploded and Im dead.

The end.

The grand quest, part II
Chapter 1
I am a metal stuff zombie after my death and I must find metal brains to feed my metal stuff, my wife has a metal brain time to stuff in her and claim my reward.

[padmedog]

The grand quest, part II
Chapter 1
I am a metal stuff zombie after my death and I must find metal brains to feed my metal stuff, my wife has a metal brain time to stuff in her and claim my reward.

Wtf. I'm talking about continuing after chapter 1.

[HerpaDerp]

Wtf. I'm talking about continuing after chapter 1.

im sorry, that's not possible

[padmedog]

im sorry, that's not possible

Ok then fine, start up another story but it restarts if the main char is ****ed, like being turned into a zombie or main char dies.

[xxxxkill]

I don't think you understand how long a chapter is typically supposed to be
Hint: It's more than two sentences.

[Menen]

Chapter 3. THe Flying monkeys came and took my wife. Now i cant eat her metal brain. im off to oz

[Cybertails1998]

ITT: More threadstuffting

You're like the blocking starfishs in waterparks, someone tries to have fun by sliding down a ramp and you just throw him facefirst into a pool, then laugh as if you've killed a national socialist.

[alexk]

Chapter 4.

I read the book.

"Dear Pesky plumber, the koopalings and I, took over the Kingdom. The princess is now a guest in one of my hotels! I dare you to find her!"

[rambo1220]

Chapter 5.


Cunt cunt cunty cunt cunt cunt cunt cunty cunty cunt cunt.

She was never seen again.

[Max4344]

Chapter 5
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