Didn't see that one coming - moments

[Pengie]

>forgot to pause Sims 3
>half hour nap
>one sim is now married and a famous acrobat

[Ad Bot]

[BobSevenSevens]

Playing TF2, completely invisible spy

Suddenly, I get huntsmaned in the head.

dafuq

[Dnitro]

killing floor

patriarch cloaks and runs away
i go out to look around a bit
PATRIARCH UNCLOAKS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
ded

[BobSevenSevens]

killing floor

patriarch cloaks and runs away
i go out to look around a bit
PATRIARCH UNCLOAKS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
ded

hehe, i was in the mumble with you when that happened

you sounded like an 8 year old japanese schoolgirl.


playing sniper

randomly shoot an arrow

hear a heavy getting headshotted sound

dead heavy

[Sami2ss]

hehe, i was in the mumble with you when that happened

you sounded like an 8 year old japanese schoolgirl.


playing sniper

randomly shoot an arrow

hear a heavy getting headshotted sound

dead heavy

Call of Duty Black Ops -

Randomly throw tomahawk because I want to try it.
Suddenly, hit marker.

forget yeah long range random tomahawk i'm a loving tryhard

[Man 2]

>Walk into huge house
>Talk to big burly bearded man
>"I AM ERROR"

[Otis Da HousKat]

Action 52 - Starevil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4QBeADNM34&feature=player_detailpage#t=214s

[Shinji]

Every time i've been killed by a knife in BF3.

[SlayerZ99]

Getting stabbed in BF3
Always gets me

[Comatose]

The occasional sniper in BF3, and every Spy in TF2.

[Ayxrion]

meet the pyro.

but usually, spies and snipers on tf2 when you have a high kill-streak :c

[jarelash]

Half life

I was in a water-filled area and i could tell from the noises i wasn't alone...
So i crouches to see beneath the surface...OOH! LOOK A FISHIE!

R.I.P   Face
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Half life

I was in a big area with sandbag walls and pipes leading under them.
I slowly crawled out of the pipe and shotgun'd a soldier.
I hear another soldier shouting something so i quickly dived back into the tunnel, followed by 6 grenades...
I survived and managed to kill the rest of the soldiers.
Then a tank came from behind the corner...

R.I.P   Friends in voicechat

[jarelash]

By rip   ftiends in vc i meant:

We were vcing...well friends were pretty much laughing and i was panicking (and screaming).
So when the tank appeared...

[Man 2]

>In the Aalto in Skyrim (that hot spring area south of Windhelm)
>Sneak attack a bear, accidentally with a sword
>Suddenly a dozen red dots on my compass, all around me at varying distances
>"DETECTED"
>Run for the hills
>Run into a deer with an odd green aura
>SPRIGGANS. NATURE'S GUARDIANS MY FOOT.

[Alteration]

>Midnight Club LA
>Hit an off-ramp fence corner at ~250 mph
>Flip into the air and do several flips
>"I'm going to die ;-;"
>Land perfectly on wheels

Also (in the same game) everytime I'm going through the city and I blast through a intersection then suddenly some jackass drives by from the right/left and I collide head-on >:(