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[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I found my steam profile by searching my name, including that portal easter egg stuff.
Pretty neat stuff, try searching your username on Google.

[Ad Bot]

[Club559]

I got the terrible stuff site I made when I was 8.

Second result is a nightclub.

[Mariobro123586]

I found my steam profile, my Roblox profile, and a bunch of other stuff that I signed up to years ago.

[No2mad2]

Steam, Blockland, Wowhead, Roblox, and Spore.

[Chainbullet]

I found a bunch of JESUS AND MARY CHAIN- BULLET LOVERS results, my Steam, a Myspace profile..
and some blueprint for a "Chain-bullet" weapon on some pirate game mmog wiki.
Odd

[wound]

when i search wound obviously nothing that concerns me comes up.

when i search eussorus my youtube, newgrounds, BLF profile, my crappy tumblr, etc comes up.

[SlayerZ99]

I get a lot of blockland stuff and a lot of random Arabic stuff

[wound]

and a lot of random Arabic stuff

arabics love going by the name slayer!

[bµbbler]

Drinking fountain and bongs.

[T0XIC]

http://t0xic.com/
What the forget is this?

[Isaac Fox]

...an elementary school in Illinois, USA?

[Mrhappy787]

First thing i got was my minecraft forums account then my Blockland forums account then my TUKC account and then something about a server i was in then my steam account then my minecraftskins account then my formsprings account

[Mikoyan]

First link:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikoyan

I'm an aircraft design bureau ye

[morningstar]

A bank in Europe I guess.  
http://www.morningstar.com/

A restaurant.
http://www.morningstarfarms.com/msfhome.html

Christian media or something?
http://www.morningstarministries.org/

Solar energy.
http://www.morningstarcorp.com/en/home

More about the bank.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morningstar,_Inc.

Oh, and I found where I got my name.  
http://armorgames.com/play/3814/morningstar

[PowerDag]

a video