thompson is in my closet help pls

[Kumquat]

ok i dont know where they came from but now thompson seemed to have multiplied into five thompsons

my eye socket cannot take this kind of tension

too bad

[Ad Bot]

[Comatose]

Okay, what you need to do is mix bleach with ammonia, and seal it in a bottle. Shake it up, and then open the bathroom door slightly, allowing the bottle to get through. As soon as it is through the door, open the bottle and then close the door, sealing any gaps in the door frame with towels soaked with water.

Boom, all the Tompsons are dead.

[Poleutrough]

cut open his balls and pour capsaicin Resiniferatoxin in them

[Socky]

ok well nnow settle down boys

i dont want to kill the poor thing

just maim or fatally injure

[Poleutrough]

resiniferatoxin is the hottest chemical in the world, apparently. x1000 more potent than capsaicin itself.


he'd probably die from pain :/

[Isaac Fox]

Just offer him your star fish, if it's enough for him to leave you alone.

[Kumquat]

ok well nnow settle down boys

i dont want to kill the poor thing

just maim or fatally injure

give him a faulty gun to blow his hand off.

[Comatose]

ok well nnow settle down boys

i dont want to kill the poor thing

just maim or fatally injure

Kneecap every single one with a revolver.

[Socky]

ok well i tried to throw a knife at him and the handle hit the matriarch thompson

now he went apestuff and is messing up my house help he hurt me ow help pls

[Poleutrough]

chainsword

[Mariobro123586]

Give him some hats.

[Axolotl]

Use Ceist's special interest weaponry

[TheScout]

Mix a lemon and grenade in a blender

[RedGajin]

offer  to give a handjob to everyone of them
but use a tuna can

[TheScout]

offer  to give a handjob to everyone of them
but use a tuna can

i laughed much too hard
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