i know what you must do...stop with this stuffty fad topics then he'll be gone!
Accept the fact that you like mudkipz.
ok he wants to yiff me now
Don't forget to wear protection, then.
ok I gave him comdom
Allow him to loveually abuse you in any possible way he pleases and see if that's enough for him to leave you alone.
That's the only way I'll ever leave you alone ;)