LOL :D has been known to spin like a whirlwind. He also developed the talent to absorb the damage from weather and redirect it against any adversary in sight, however only in summer. LOL :D has the power to change shape into a scorpion, but never while thinking hard. Also, he can block death rays and deflect them toward a single enemy and he has developed all of the powers and talents of a giraffe, but using this power makes him incredibly massive for six seconds. LOL :D has learned to take control of roosterroaches and he has mastered the ability to transform any weapon into silver. Additionally, he is able to make duplicates of himself and he is protected from damage by illusion armor. LOL :D possesses the power to communicate with bisons from a distance and he can teleport faster than the speed of thought using an awe-inspiring motorcycle, but he must speak words of power to do so. He is known for his staggering constitution and he attacks using a lethal polearm made from gold. LOL :D rides a wondrous tank into battle and he has a stupendous knack at fighting in the dark, but doing so makes him deaf for one minute. Lamentably, LOL :D becomes woefully unskilled at swimming in the presence of shadow.