oh dear god he's going to be a player when he's old enough
What why. No. If anything he'll be annoying and egotistical.
Congenital umbilical hernia is a congenital malformation, common in infants of African descent. Among adults, it is three times more common in women than in men; among children, the ratio is roughly equal. An acquired umbilical hernia directly results from increased intra-abdominal pressure caused by obesity, heavy lifting, a long history of coughing, or multiple pregnancies.
Explains his rather distended bellybutton.
Does he have a tumor on his stomach?
