I Am Awake -large story update inside-

[Qwepir]

A CITIZEN IS IN DANGER
LOCATE AND ASSIST

[Ad Bot]

[morningstar]

Go all robocop! 
Punch them in the face! 

[TeslaCoil]

You think you heard something from around the corner of a building, you were going to investigate

Snno had yelled for help but was cut short by the mans enormous hands.

"Yell like that one more time and I swear I'll press you into an accordion mutant!"

[Qwepir]

step around the corner and blam the mugger in the face with your shotgun

[morningstar]

Round the freaking corner with your shotgun.  Something is SO OBVIOUSLY up.  
People don't stop screaming suddenly like that.  
Round the freaking corner!  

[Tingalz]

Destroy them both.

[morningstar]

Destroy the man with a hundred lead pellets to the temple. 

[*FacePalm*]

Threaten, because if you shoot, you might hit Snno too.

also
am i the only one who actually likes snno

[xxxxkill]

Hold gun up, keep distance, yell, "Stop right there criminal scum!"

[Qwepir]

Threaten, because if you shoot, you might hit Snno too.

what's stopping him from just smashing her face in rather than giving her to you

[xxxxkill]

what's stopping him from just smashing her face in rather than giving her to you

Threaten to shoot, if he doesn't let go, shoot him.
Hell, maybe he'd be so surprised that somebody was defending a mutant that he'll let go out of shock, I dunno.

[morningstar]

am i the only one who actually likes snno

no, I'm pro-Snno. 

[Qwepir]

Threaten to shoot, if he doesn't let go, shoot him.
Hell, maybe he'd be so surprised that somebody was defending a mutant that he'll let go out of shock, I dunno.

looks like hes got his meatbag body in between the gun and snno anyway, just take the shot and paint the wall with his blood.

[TeslaCoil]

"RELINQUISH THE... BLACK THING CRIMINAL"


"I'm an Umbral!"


"I ain'ts doin nuthin!"


"YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF A KIDNAPPING OFFENCE! RELEASE THE PROPERTY IMMEDIATELY OR I WILL USE FORCE"
Your hand tensed on the shotgun trigger. You better be careful, the round in the gun might be buckshot, and Snno is too close to survive a spread... hey, isn't that a refrigerator door on your back?


"I would listen to him, he's got a refridgerator d- MMMMPH"


"Quiet chucklenuts! Like I saids, I ain'ts going to give you anyting! Robots like yous are the reason I'm barely makin' me some money! The mutant is mine!"

[Qwepir]

deck that mook so hard he swallows teeth