DO YOU KNOW UNARMED COMBAT
The Mercenaries put down their communicator.

"Got word back sir, they haven't posted any policing units out here. This guy is also wanted."
Their large leader turned to you with menace in his voice.

"You were going to play us like idiots weren't you? W-"

*THWUNK*

You didn't know unarmed combat. But you did know what a lead pipe can do when one is in reach. You could hear the commander screaming and the clacking of his broken teeth under his helmet as he sputtered.
"SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM!"
The mercs raised their weapons. You heard a safety click.