Discuss awkward/horrifying moments in your life

[Aniken 911]

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Mine is when I learned that a friend of mine fapped regularly.
Through my loving mom.
She went into extreme detail, saying he was leaving a mess of the clean-up tissues by his bed.
I mean, what the flying forget

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when i was running
almost tripped into a doge
regained balance
heart attack moment

[ImperealOfficer]

Brother almost cut his head open when he was two years old.

I wouldn't have a ten year old brother if he died.

I have a history of bumping my head into things, imagine if I had a concussion. A lot of pictures of my younger self have welts on my forehead, as well as today where I have these permanent bumps.

I almost flipped over on the stairs on a tricycle in my old house. I rolled down the steps but I could've flipped over and died.

I also almost cut my fingers off with a wire cutter.

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when i was running
almost tripped into a doge
regained balance
heart attack moment

that scared me

[Scorch]

One time when I like 8, I was at a party my moms friend was having. They had a pool so I was all up in that stuff.
Went into the 'deep end' (6 ft deep) and a wave from other kids caught me off guard, so I huffed it and started drowning. One of the other moms at the party pulled me out after a few seconds of splashing and choking though.

All I remember was just black, then being pulled out and seeing my mom talking to some other chicks, all I could hear were wind chimes, NOTHING else, pure silence,  just like when something bad happens in an anime. I don't know if the chimes were actually there or not, but the sound just put the image of like angels or something into my memory of the incident (beautiful busty bad ass anime war angels, not some pusillanimous individual crap). Then more black, and finally the mom that picked me out of the pool and my mom kneeling down in front of me.

All this happened in less than a minute I'm guessing, but it felt like an hour, everything was in slow motion, even though I remember mostly black.