Author Topic: My Mom's friend comes over and calls cops :c  (Read 2537 times)

What the forget, calm down

I got scared and told my Mom that there were three cars here, while someone set off a firework at that moment. "Mom! There are three police cars outside and I think- OOOOH FIREWORKS!"
do you have ADD or some stuff


then I will respond to your entire story with "go to bed."

"Mom! There are three police cars outside and I think- OOOOH FIREWORKS!"
are you 8

"I know we're in a really stressful situation but I can't help but interrupt my incredibly important sentence to point out the obvious fireworks!"

"I know we're in a really stressful situation but I can't help but interrupt my incredibly important sentence to point out the obvious fireworks!"
haha true.
are you 8
No, but I like fireworks. :)

Your unnecessary fear of cops is intriguing but also revealing of how rebellious youth are of the law these days.

one firework > police blockade in front of your house
goddamn kids

why are you so scared of cops? jesus

Would you be scared if a stranger wearing a dark suit and a gun in his holster was walking up to your house

idk bout u but thas some pretty scary stuff bruh

Would you be scared if a stranger wearing a dark suit and a gun in his holster was walking up to your house

idk bout u but thas some pretty scary stuff bruh
yes i would
i would call the cops to get rid of this strange man and continue with happy day ok

Would you be scared if a stranger wearing a dark suit and a gun in his holster was walking up to your house

idk bout u but thas some pretty scary stuff bruh
i'd be scared but then I'd see a firework and totally zone out for five minutes


one firework > police blockade in front of your house
goddamn kids
Grape Juice > Grandpa passed out bleeding
This actually happened.

Grape Juice > Grandpa passed out bleeding
This actually happened.
DISREGARD GRANDFATHER
OBTAIN GRAPE JUICE