Shotgun 2 - Text Adventure - the sequel

[TheABELBOTO]

I swear upon my life if you post another one of these sorts of posts anywhere I will personally tape several bundles of M80s to your ass, kick you off Mount Everest, and detonate the M80s, thus causing an avalanche and ensuring your body is never found.

period much?

geez moppy already cleared it off:

But then that didn't happen.
Oh well.

calm your tits down

[Ad Bot]

[Moppy]

I just saved you from being exploded off of mount everest bro.
You owe me.

[xxxxkill]

period much?

No, I am not on my period, I'm simply tired of this bullstuff.

I just saved you from being exploded off of mount everest bro.
You owe me.

No I'm still exploding him off of Mount Everest.

[LOL :D]

Before you even fire one shot, you see smoke in the room. Dean smirks and you see dead bodies.
"Jesus Christ.."

[xxxxkill]

Dean is Morpheus.

Now go patch the other guy up.

[LOL :D]

Dean is Morpheus.

Now go patch the other guy up.

You and Dean run over to richardichardson and see that he's got blood pouring out of his chest. Sarge comes in, shocked. He calls for Medic Johnson to patch him up. Johnson comes in with all those medically stuff...only to say that he's dead.

[Moppy]

You and Dean run over to richardichardson and see that he's got blood pouring out of his chest. Sarge comes in, shocked. He calls for Medic Johnson to patch him up. Johnson comes in with all those medically stuff...only to say that he's dead.

Have a formal funeral for this war hero.
You were good, son. Maybe even the best.

[LOL :D]

Have a formal funeral for this war hero.
You were good, son. Maybe even the best.

Specialist Oso picks up richardichardson's body and brings him to a nearby graveyard. There is an empty grave, and Oso tosses his body in there, and Dean covers up the grave.
"Get back to fighting!" Sarge says. "Dean! Oso! Souza! Go take out that tunnel, and we're outta here!"

[Moppy]

TO THE TUNNEL!

[LOL :D]

TO THE TUNNEL!

Oso has an RPG so this'll be a quick fight. The three of you sneak into the tunnel. Dean whispers to Oso, "Tangos at 11:00 gathering around a table." Oso fires the RPG and all of them except 2 are killed. You fire a shot into the head of a wounded enemy. The other dies from injuries and blood loss. You, Dean, and Oso find enemy intelligence on the table that somehow survived the RPG shot. You take it and report back to Seargent McCarlson. "We took out the bastards." Dean says. "And found enemy intel, too." Oso adds. "Good work soldiers." Sarge says. The sounds of rotor blades are heard. "And that's our ride back to the base."

[Moppy]

GET TO DA CHOPPA.

[LOL :D]

GET TO DA CHOPPA.

Your group runs into the helicopter. "Let me have a look at that intel." Sarge says. Oso, you, and Dean hand the Sarge your info. "Mm-hm...hm, yo, Oso, translate this for me. Hm..Uh-huh..yeah...ah...stuff. Hm... forget! DUCK, EVERYONE!"
The helicopter is hit by an enemy Stinger.

[xxxxkill]

"OH COME ON."

[Moppy]

I HATE BEES!

[LOL :D]

"Hold on, everyone!" Sarge shouts.

CRASH.

BOOM.

The helicopter crashes to the ground. You can't see anything...then your eyesight improves...you see Dean and Sarge picking themselves up, along with Private Carter struggling to get up.
Oso and the others were killed in the crash.