Shotgun 2 - Text Adventure - the sequel

[Moppy]

Is the intel okay?

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Is the intel okay?

"Sarge! The intel..." You mutter, getting up. "forget!" he shouts and sees that only 1 piece isn't destroyed. "Ugh...I'll radio for another heli." Carter mutters. He radios the borderline base, and they say ETA 10 minutes. "Stay here or keep fighting?" Dean asks. "Stay. We're in too poor condition." Sarge says.

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You wait 10 minutes, and surprisingly aren't attacked. Guess they though you were dead.

You hear rotor blades and another heli comes along. Carter, Sarge, you, and Dean hop in.

what to discuss on the ride back to base

[Moppy]

How awesome richardchardson was before he died tragically.

[CobaltSea]

Discuss the migration patterns of internet trolls.

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"Hey, Captain Gillis. richardichardson, Oso, Jameson, and Scurna died," you say to the Captin in the heli.
"Scurna...the guy who'd slack off and play Blindman's Buff with Chinsel?" he asks.
"Yeah..." Sarge says.
10 minutes pass by and you land at the camp on the border between the Koreas.

[CobaltSea]

Go to the nearest Kia dealership and buy a 2013 Optima in glossy black.

[Moppy]

Greet the friendly Koreans.

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A South Korean civilian smiles and waves at the base, and wanders off. Captain Gillis calls your platoon to the back area of the camp.
"Alright guys, we're going to commence a major attack in a few hours. In the meantime, discuss stuff."

[CobaltSea]

Discuss global economics while eating rice pudding.

[Moppy]

Discuss global economics while eating rice pudding.

Indeed.

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Discuss global economics while eating rice pudding.

You discuss that for an hour while eating some rice pudding and then, Captain comes over and says it's time to stage the attack.
"Board on the helicopter!" He shouts.

Stay or go?

[CobaltSea]

Stay, we are tired of being shot at. We will go look for more peaceful work!

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Stay, we are tired of being shot at. We will go look for more peaceful work!

"Capt, I think the heli crash is kicking in..I don't think I can go." you say.
"Suit your self." Captain says.
You go to Doc Mitchell/Mole-Butt Doctor Smith, and he says with a little rest, you'll be fine. He gives you a pill and a glass of water. "Drink the water with the pill in the cup." He says. You do so, and feel better. Capt's heli flys off and you go to take a nap.

2 HOURS LATER

Colonel Long pokes at you, and you wake up.
"Souza. Wake up. You're the only one with radio contact to Captain Gillis. It's been 2 hours, what the forget are they doing?"
You grab the radio off Doc Smith's table, and talk to Gillis over the radio.
"Captain Gillis, Colonel Long wants to know what the forget you're doing." you say into the radio.
"Souza! Tell Long to send in some troops! We're getting our ass beat! Hurry and-" Gillis stops at and and a shot, scream, and blood is heard.
"Oh no." you say.

WHAT DO

[xxxxkill]

Arrange for troops to be sent, and join them.
Trench coat and sunglasses optional.