boy shorts or girl jeans?
Girl Jeans
Panties or thongs?
Whodafuqcares
Pure or Whore?
Pure
Athletic or no?
Athletic SO CAN BEND OVER
Tall or Short?
Tall.
Better than you at sports?
Who cares, all that matters is that she is a nice woman who shares interests with me, and puts differences behind us.
Good on computer?
Sure, but I dont think girls exist on the internet
Good at video games?
FUK YES GAMER GURL
Small or Large?
Small, with a slender and curvy body.
Skinny or Chubby or fat?
Skinny of course, im not no forgetin chubby chaser
Breast size?
Not too small and not too big.
Skirts anyone?
Fuk yeh
Very High Voice?
Meh. Not so high and not so low. just not as low as forgetin gramma betty back at ACME or some stuff.
Would you want her to love you?
Yes. I would love her as much as the entire world and jesus. I would give her love when it is not wanted. I would cuddle with her when she is feeling down. I would cheer her up when she is down. I would do anything to make her happy and we could live good lives together. I would make sure she's safe. I would protect her from any harm. I would be overprotective, and love her no matter what. She can be the best at whatever she does, or the worst. But that doesnt matter. What i like to see in a girl is a good natured woman who can learn to love back and spend time with me, share feelings and such. I would love this girl as much as i love god, which is an exceedingly high level of love. This girl needs to be treated right. And she needs someone to depend on. I can be that man. I can be that man, a one to be dependable on. One that's Trustworthy. One that can do anything to make sure our love is stable. I love you, baby. I want you to be treated right and the best girlfriend I ever had, and would never look back at my past. This girl is the one for me.
