My dog keeps friendzoning me

[Cucumber!]

guys whenever I cuddle up with my doge, we always have such a good time. but then i tell her i like her more as a friend and she just rolls over and expects a belly rub :((


what do I do to get her to like me the way I do forums? pls helap you're my only hope

credits to bubbagum for wanting to mary her doge

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[BubbaGum]

/facepalm

[Jairo]

doge secks

[HerpaDerp]

you're a cucumber, expect nothing more.

Also R.I.P CuCorp

[steve5451]

[brawlman14365]

fuk dat bich HRAD.

[rambo1220]

I dont know, your doge seems pretty neutrul towards you.

Maybe you guys should take some time off. And go see other people.

[Cucumber!]

im calling her over with a treat right now guis, wish me luck!11!1

[Electrk]

stop trying to have love with your dog

[Cucumber!]

stop trying to have love with your dog

but she's the wun fur me c;;

[Dr.Block]

Stick it in her Pooper.

But in all seriousness, you're 15 you're too old for a meaningful intimate man on dog relationship. Wait a few backwards year then come back.

[Lusk]

cumcumbr plz

[BubbaGum]

Show us on the doll where the emo kid touched you.

[Night Fox]

but then i tell her i like her more as a friend

did you make a typo or something? because that would mean you're friendzoning her

[Kilser]

lololo